World as Myth

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.

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I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.

Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story. 

i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it

Shit this popped up on my dash

I have to reblog it

This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.

this will never not be funny.

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gettin real tired of your shit

always quoting this to my mum, and she gives me that look^

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cracked:

Click play for hilarious flaming beefs (to help ease the pain)!

7 Horrors of Ferguson Policing (Made Less Awful With Farts)

#7. The Police Never Filed an Incident Report for the Shooting of Michael Brown

After many days of putting off the report’s release, the Ferguson police have since admitted to never even filing one. Incident reports are incredibly important (and required), and they should ideally be written within 24 hours of the incident (for hopefully obvious reasons). But they didn’t even write one. Isn’t that fucking coo-coo bananas, y’all? I guess they either just never got around to it or never got around to wanting to tell the truth about it. Either way, there’s that.

Or there that is not, I guess.

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Holy crap! Ignoring all of the fart jokes, which I assume are included to justify the posting of this article on a comedy website, Cracked presents the straight dirt on the Ferguson situation.

You should read this. Ignore the fart references.

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What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
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cracked:

“Let’s hide from our dialogue in this elevator.”
4 Ways the 50 Shades of Grey Film Is Worse Than You Expect

#4. The Writing Is Terrible (Both the Script and the Source Novel)
You’d think most actors would be familiar with the amount of risque belly slapping in the book, but there’s no shortage of people reading the script and bursting into fits of shocked laughter. There’s a rumor that Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast in the lead role, dropped out because he didn’t like the script, and he starred in last year’s Pacific Rim, which contained a character named Stacker Pentecost and a man with golden shoes. Actress Chloe Bridges, star of the Sex and the City spinoff The Carrie Diaries, read the three pages she was given for her audition and immediately said, “I really can’t do this.”

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Read this. Just…read it.
When Cracked nails something, they use a damn big hammer.
Wha-BAM. On point all the way.
(Except for the part about PacRim. Not even in the same weight class.)

breelandwalker:

cracked:

“Let’s hide from our dialogue in this elevator.”

4 Ways the 50 Shades of Grey Film Is Worse Than You Expect

#4. The Writing Is Terrible (Both the Script and the Source Novel)

You’d think most actors would be familiar with the amount of risque belly slapping in the book, but there’s no shortage of people reading the script and bursting into fits of shocked laughter. There’s a rumor that Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast in the lead role, dropped out because he didn’t like the script, and he starred in last year’s Pacific Rim, which contained a character named Stacker Pentecost and a man with golden shoes. Actress Chloe Bridges, star of the Sex and the City spinoff The Carrie Diaries, read the three pages she was given for her audition and immediately said, “I really can’t do this.”

Read More

Read this. Just…read it.

When Cracked nails something, they use a damn big hammer.

Wha-BAM. On point all the way.

(Except for the part about PacRim. Not even in the same weight class.)

(via cracked)