By request: greencarnations trying (and failing) to deep throat a banana in the TPP suite on Saturday night.
Isn’t she lovely, folks? XD
then everyone turns around to see me holding a banana and shouting “HOW DO PEOPLE IN FANFICTION DO THIS”
let us, friends, take a moment to appreciate my eye makeup in this photoset
Taking it. Also pondering whether or not a person would choke to death trying this alone.
throat closes, mashes off a chunk of banana, panic and death. Not even a 2.
I would need a much firmer object to pull this off. You need something that can withstand some pressure.